I jumped to my then primitive UNIX box and compiled some of my favorite film quotations. The following list consists of quotes which for some reason or another constantly swirl in the outer hemispheres of my mind. Frightening really...

I have listed the miscelaneous quotations first as they have a dirversity quickly appreciated. Specific films are explored further down...

Misc.....

• No time for ceremony, time for ritual! (Lair of the White Worm)
• Torture! Torture! It pleases me! (Orgy of the Dead)
• And I'll show you where the Iron Cross' grow..... (The Iron Cross)
• TINA!....If you loved me.....you'd let me eat your *brains*! (Return of Living Dead)
• No....No....You can't do these things! You're tampering with the work of the creator! You're --EVIL!! (Mesa of lost Women)
• No fate, but what we make. (Terminator II)
• And the capital of Nebraska is Lincoln. (Kentucky Fried Movie)
• But you'll get the chance to kill 30, maybe 40 people. (Kentucky Fried Movie)
• Now...take him to be tortured! (Kentucky Fried Movie)
• What do ya say Jack? Like a shot at the title?.......(Lethal Weapon I)
• Sheath your sword to its hilt. (Russ Meyer's UP!)
• I have nothing in common with the human race. (Dr. Doolittle)
• Yeah...Stanley, like the power drill. (Ford Fairlane)
• It all started with this condom factory. (Ford Fairlane)
• Il sono mio... (The Big Red One)
• Totally anhilated it's nightstalkin' ass!! (Lost Boys)
• How far ya willin to go Michael? (Lost Boys)
• I'm burning inside..to touch you .. baby. (Cry baby)
• Fetch me a child catcher! (Chitty Chitty Bang Bang)
• Take me to bed, or lose me forever. (Top Gun)
• It's better to burn out than fade away! (Highlander)
• I'll be Bach! (Last Action Hero)
• There goes the neighbourhood. (Terminator I)
• Come with me if you want to live! (Terminator I)
• Thats what it does, that's all it does! (Terminator I)
• Nothing has ever stripped your nerves as screamingly raw as---(Gore Gore Girls poster)
• Turn my water into wine! (Jesus Christ Super Star)
• Ignore the man behind the curtain. (Wizard of OZ)
• She might have fooled me, but she can't fool mother. (Psycho)
• If you wanna go to war, I'll take you to war. (Scarface)
• I buried your cockroaches!! (Scarface)
• I love my dead gay son... (Heathers)
• If they hadn't done what I told em not to do they'd be alive right now. (Reservoir Dogs)
• Bit his head off......like a......*ginger bread man* ! (From Beyond)
• Humans are such easy prey! (From Beyond)
• Dr. Pretorious..is that you... (From Beyond)
• He say you Braderunner.....(Bladerunner)
• It's too bad she won't live, but then again who does.... (Bladerunner)
• Time to die....(Bladerunner)
• I can't shoot a dog. People yes, but not dogs.... (Lethal Weapon 3)
• Ummpa, ummpa, doo pi di do, we have another story for you. (Willy Wonka..)
• Rosebud.....(Citizen Kane)
• Bu bu bu...bu bu boo bi bu...bu bu bu....bu bu boo bi bu (The Forbidden Zone)
• What's your pleasure, Mr. Crawford? (Hell Raiser I)
• We have such sights to show you. (Hell Raiser I)
• No, Mr. Bond I expect you to die. (James Bond...?)
• Brothers should be close.... don't you think. (Scanners)
• I'm gunna suck your brains dry....(Scanners)
• Hell.....honey it's just bug powder. (Naked Lunch)
• Iocane powder, I'd bet my life on it. (Princess Bride)
• NO! Your already dead! (Fist of the North Star)
• And when the machine breaks down...*we* break down. (Platoon)
• Pabst Blue Ribbon!! (Blue Velvet)
• There is nothing wrong with suffering if you suffer for a purpose. (Things to come)
• Who run Bartertown! (Mad Max: Thunderdome)
• Embargo lifted! (Mad Max: Thunderdome)
• You guys want to see a dead body? (Stand by me)
• You _bleed_ like *Mao Lin*! (Kickboxer)
• See!...Hitler on ice! (Mell Brooks: History of the World))
• There can be only one. (Highlander)
• Come on... show me how you do it... (Bad Leutinant)
• Boat swain! (Prospero's Books)
• Oh for a muse of *fire*. (Henry V)
• Sold his nobles to slaughter, his people to servitude, and the entire country into... dessolation!! (Henry V)
• Yes Sir, I'll give it my full attention. (Bad acting f/ Keano Reves in Dracula)
• I need a Wiergin (virgin). (Andy Warhol's Dracula)
• I'm --pregnant-- (Enemy mine)
• Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to violence (!)....... (Faster Pussycat Kill Kill)
• Aren't those crimes grotesque. And yet - so facinating! (Daughters of Darkness)
• Love knows no bounds....but it's so degrading! (Daughters of Darkness)
• I ain't got no body...(Young Frankenstein)
• Mongo like sheriff Bart. (Blazzing Saddles)
• I get my kicks from champagne.....(Blazzing Saddles)
• Don't go into the light!..... (Polergeist)
• She was beautiful, even though she was dead (Venus in Furs)
• I'm learning to live with alot of things... (Darkman)
• Find this crazy typwriter..and you'll find the kidnapper. (Whose Harry Crumb)
• No...Kato............... you fool (Pink Panther)
• You kill my brother... now I kill you... (generic kung fu film)
• The egg man....Wheres the egg man? (Pink Flamingoes)
• Go... Go Aunt Ida! (Female Trouble)
• If you're 16 you're old enough to see it! (Poster for Teenage Rebel)
• Fatality! Flawless Victory! (Mortal Kombat video game)
• Test your MIGHT! (Mortal Kombat video game)
• Elf needs food badly....(Gauntlet)
• Wizard is about to die...(Gauntlet)
• Who's on fire?! (Street Fighter I video game)
• You are my number *one* guy.....! (Batman)
• Let him go, or I'll do Gordon! (Batman)
• Oh Jack...don't forget your lucky deck.....(Batman)
• I'm here to kick (ass) and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outa bubble gum! (They Live)
• I died for you, now why don't you return the favor. (Deathdream)
• Thy form is fair to look upon, but thy heart is filled with carcasses and dead men's bones. (Lorna)
• Its Ben Richards! The butcher of Bakersfield! (The Running Man)
• Who do you love, and who loves you? (The Running man)
• Garthim attack! (The Dark Crystal)
• Meats meat, and a mans gotta eat. (Motel Hell)
• Your friend is mostly dead. (Princess Bride)
• No Son Don't! That gun is loaded! (Pumpkin Head)
• The bastards have landed! (Bad Taste)
• In order to survive, they must escape....Inferno in Safehaven! (Trailer)
• We're building a new Government, a new Jeruselem, we can ask for anything we want.....like more sheep. (Last Temptation of Christ)
• Protovision, I have you now. (War Games)
• How about Global Thermonuclear War? (War Games)
• Forget music and concentrate on creating generation gaps!(Great R&R Swindle)
• Look at me Damien! It's all for you! (Omen I)
• ...And a sandwich in the other hand!.... (Raising Arizona)
• The secret of the Ooze... (TNMT II)
• Go ninja! Go! Ninja! (thanks to Vanella Ice : TNMT II)
• No retreat! No surrender! Blood Brothers! (Blood Brothers trailer)
• I don't want your sorrow, I want action! (Schizo)
• Keep your hands off Clarissa, Dude! (River's Edge)
• Women are evil, you had to kill her.... (River's Edge)
• Thank the sorcerous you're alive! (Masters of the Universe)
• All of a sudden these creatures come in and beat the crap out of me! (Masters of the Universe)
• The Toecutter knows who we are! (Mad Max I)
• I am the night Rye--dar! (Mad Max I)
• Kick it in the guts Barry. (Mad Max I)
• Something strange is happening at Red Rock! (Evil Alter)
• Johnney! I ain't be got no weapon... (Hollywood Shuffle)
• There's a bat in my house. (Hollywood Shuffle)
• Lord loves a workin man, and don't trust whitey! (The Jerk)
• Miranda! . . . . Miranda! (Picknick at Hanging Rock)
• On the count of 10 you will be in Europa... (Europa, Europa)
• Can you fly Bobby! (Robocop)
• Clarence NO!!! (Robocop)
• You're dealing with the BIG ONE! (The Ruling Class)
• The high voltage Messiah! (The Ruling class)
• The AC/DC God!! (The Ruling class)
• There's a moustache in my soup! (The Ruling class)
• Would you look at those snappers! (Romancing the Stone)
• Welcome to Annexia. (Naked Lunch)
• I'm coming to you REAL-TIME! From the penthouse upstairs! (Wild Palms)
• Yum! Carrots! It's not one of your is it Harry? (Meet the Feebles)

Excalibur

• I am the strongest, I am the one!
• Come father let us embrace at last.
• It is the old wound my lord.
• You will be the land and the land will be you.
• You learn quick...I like that.
• You are the father!
• Call your dragon, to weave a mist.... to hide us!

Black Adder Series :

• Sausage!
• I have a cunning plan.
• I like it firm and fruity!
• Not bull buggering Jack....
• You've got a woman's hands (feet, legs, et all)
• Gives me something to hold on to.
• I'd thought I'd landed sausage side!
• What you ask is against reason and God.
• famine and pestilience stalk the land like... two huge stalking things.

Dune

• Long live the fighters!
• I am Baron ... Vladimir Harkonnen!!!
• We call that one Maud' dib.
• Stop! She has the wierding way!
• For the father nothing.
• Desert Planet.
• I see many things...plans within plans....
• And once they are crushed enough, I will send you Feyd.
• Send in that floating fat man... the Baron.
• My brother is comming with many Freman warriors.

Buckaroo Bonzaii

• Laugh while you can...Monkey Boy!
• Tomorrow I 'm 'a goin' home!
• Can't you see them! There, electroids from planet Ten!
• Penny Pretty......ohhhh...never mind..

Big Ttouble inLittle Cina

• Play your cards right... you live to talk about it.
• Or I will send you the Hell where people are skinned alive! It is that simple!
• Jack Burton! Me!
• Is it too much to ask Thunder?! Kill him for me!
• Have you paid yer dues lately...
• Yes Sir the check is in the mail.
• No...I mean life blood of the Earth.
• Ahh...No... Wang! What is that!
• What will come out no more?!
• What I'm really looking for --is a girl with green eyes--
• Chinese girls do not come with green eyes.

Evil Dead I,II,III

• Loverboy!
• Give me back... my.... Hand!....
• Baby.. I ain't holdin yer hand.
• Uh huh...that's right....I'm in charge now.
• ...and I'm a Chinese Jet Pilot!
• I said the words!....mostly....
• Groovy!
• Gimmy some sugar baby!
• First you want to kiss me, now you want to kill me. BLOW!

Aliens

• Why don't we put her in charge!
• *Marines*...We are leaving!!!
• Hudson! Get *over* here!
• I say we nuke the whole place from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.

Something Funny Happened on the way to the Forum

• A Comedy Tonight...!
• Eeeeeeaaaaaghuhhhhh! You sir need a Soothsayer!
• I like you. It will pain me to kill you.
• A maid, a maid!

Flash Gordon

• Klitus...I'm B..O..R.E..D....
• Flying blind on a rocket cycle.
• No...were plunging into frigia....
• Get out of here you loony bird...
• It's an obscure body in the Cascade system....The inhabitants call it...the Earth.
• No! Not the bore worms!
• He is playing some kind of game. Now match him, like this!
• Go Flash, GO!

Indianna Jones I,II,III

• Who knows...in a few thousand years, maybe even you will be worth something.
• Bad dates.....
• You call him Dr. Jones babe! (II)
• Shortround.....get our stuff (II)
• No.. mo.. parachutes!.....(II)
• Kali-ma.....Kali-ma! Shutiday! (II)
• Don't call me junior! (III)
• It belongs in a museum! (III)

Ruben & Ed

• My cat can eat a whole watermelon.
• *I 'm* king of the Echo People!
• It's going to get weird now isn't it?
• power through positive realistate! The organization!

Total Recall

• I'm looking for Melina.
• Quaid...start the reactor...
• _TWO WEEKS....._
• So this is Quato......
• I don't pay you to think.
• What you've been feeding this thing?........Blonds....

Woody Allen Etc

• No...your Don Francisco's sister.
• Hey! You've been to finishing school.
• But not as an ontological extension...
• Could we please stop taking about sex!

Star Wars Ttillogy

• These are not the droids you are looking for.
• I hold the death sentence in five systems.
• No! you'll be dead!
• Knew your father I did. (Yoda)
• You have paid the price for your lack of vision. Now, you will die.
• Ohhh.... we are quite safe from your pathetic friends....
• Now witness the firepower of this *fully* armed and *operational* battle station!
• Bantha Boodoo (Jabba)
• You're Tauntaun will freeze before you reach the first marker!
• You have failed me for the last time commander.
• Many Bothams died.....
• This bounty hunters my kind of scum!
• And no disentergrations!

Predator I & II

• I ain't got time to bleed.
• It's payback time.
• O'le painless is waiting.
• There's something out there....and it ain't no man.
• Want some candy......
• Voodoo Magic, Mon!
• Danny Boy.......
• This is dread mon....truely dread.
• The lion, the tigers, the bears,....ohh my.
• El Scorpio ist Ready!

Rocky Horror Picture Show

• Thought you were the candy man...
• Turn up the sonic oscillator three more points.
• I'm just a sweet transvestite......transsexual..transalvanian.....ha ha!

2001

• Dave....
• I think you should take a stress pill and think things over....
• My mind is going...I can feel it....
• Will I dream?....
• It's full of stars.... (2010)

Die Hard

• And the quarterback is toast!
• I'll count to 3, there won't be a four.
• Hit it again!
• Sooner or later I will get to someone you do care about.
• They're aiming for the lights....

Star Treck Misc

• Kahn! Kahn! (The Wrath of Kahn)
• I will chase him around the moons of Centaurus, and through Perdision's
• Flame!! (Wrath of Kahn)
• Our shields! There Lowering!!! (The Wrath of Kahn)
• Make it so number One... (New Gen)
• Then kindly tell me. What happened to the stars!? (The Immunity Syndrom)

Q.

• Ever drop a cantaloupe from 40 stories?
• You must remember--blood must be given willingly for the gods to appreciate it.
• It wouldn't be the first time that a monster was mistaken for a god.

Monty Python Misc

• I'm not dead yet!
• With *big*, *Pointy* teeth.
• Dennis, there some lovely filth down here.
• Oh No! it's Mr. Creoso!
• That (rabbits) dynamite!
• And then the Spanking...
• Where can the fish be?.......Fishy oouu....
• Nooo...one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Willow

• I will consult the bones.
• Mad Martigan,..No!........
• I stole a _BABY_!
• Willow!......
• I stole it from a stupid Dykini! (SP?)
• Wanna Breed?
• It was just my old disappearing pig trick..

Conan I & II

• What Gods do you pray to?
• There is more than one way to deal with a wizard.
• Contemplate your fate on the tree of woe.
• Enough talk!

Full Metal Jacket

• Is that you John Wayne, is this me.
• Yeah whatever Mother.
• Which one of you twinkle toed communist said that!
• Do you feel dizzy, do you feel faint.
• Easy Leonard, go easy man....
• ....were all gonna have to take a bite.
• You just don't lead 'em so much.
• I've seen a little on *TV*.
• You walk the walk, but do you talk the talk.
• Guess the marines don't get theirs.

Bill &Ted I & II

• No longer will the world be ruled by the legacy of these two FOOLS!
• Sorry....they melvened me....
• It doesn't matter if your a king or a street sweeper, sooner or latter you dance with the reaper...
• Get down with your bad self!
• How's it hangin Death?
• Don't overlook my butt....
• Station!
• Co. Mustard did it in the study with a candle stick!
• Smoky is the bandit!
• Butch and Sundance...the early years.....

Dr. Strangelove

• Mr. Bats guano.
• 75% of you is water.
• We have heard the wings of the angle of death...

Dead Alive

• Your mom ate my dog!
• Singgiya!!!
• I kick (ass) for the lord.

Random TV

• Michael...I don't think thats very wise. (Knight Rider Tv show)
• Now look to your left and cough.. (Police squad)
• ...but my boss was already there... (Police Squad)
• Are you talkin existestential existance, or anthropomorphic diety?(Police Squad)
• Everybodys dead, Dave. Everybodys dead.... (Red Dwarf)
• Your a total smeg-head! (Red Dwarf)
• Shazam!
• Hey! Hey! Hey! It's fat AAAAlbert!
• Wonder twin powers activate. (Wonder Twins cartoon)
• Jane!.....how do you stop this crazy thing. (The Jetsons)
• Oh...No....I dropped the lentils.... (The Young Ones)
• Grasshopper....(Kung Fu)
• Cheeburger...cheburger...Pepsi! (Saturday Night Live (early 80's))
• Where's the Beef? (old Wendy's commercial)
• It's not nice to fool mother nature! (old TV commercial)
• Skipper! Gilligan! Skipper! (Gilligan's Isl)
• Hey Mo get him off me! (The Three Stooges)
• We'll get the dough for you lady....(The Three Stooges)
• I have the power! (Masters of the Universe cartoon)
• Yes, number Three. (The Prisoner (UK))
• You bubble headed ninny.... (Lost in Space)
• Just sit right back.....(Gilligan's Isl.)
• Jethro wants to be a rock star! (Beverly Hillbilies)
• Did yall hear what Mama said! (Beverly Hillbilies)
• I'm Charlie, and these are my angels.. (Charlie's Angels)
• I see nothing! I hear nothing! (Hogan's Heroes)

Literature

• A great man,..all I see is an actor creating his own ideal image. (Nietzche)
• Give a man a mask and he will tell the truth. (Oscar Wilde)
• Speak, so that I may see you. (Socrates)
• Nuff said! (Stan Lee fame)
• Nein! I vuz not head of gestapo! (famous last Hemlick quote)
• He never claimed to be a God, but then he never claimed not to be. (Lord of Light, Roger Zelazny)
• Think the unthinkable....do the undoable...(Emperor of Japan surrender in wwII)
• Cry havok, and let slip the dogs of war. (Shakespeare)
• There are alot of nice Japanese... (Bruce Ruxton)
• Our chief enemy of creativity is "good" taste. (Pablo Picasso)
• Love is the law, love under will. (Diary of a Drug Fiend : A. Crowley)
• Nothing like the poisonous fungi of Saturn!! (Good ole H.P. Lovecraft)

Musical Quotes

• I saw Jesus at McDonalds at midnight. (Mojo Nixon)
• Burn out in the acid rain... (Sisters of Mercy-Black Planet)
• On a Black Planet... (Sisters of Mercy-Black Planet)
• I am the Walroous. Coo Koo Catchoo ( The Beatles)
• Honey.. don't forget the polaroid. (Dead Kennedys-Winnabego Warrior)
• pu..pu..plus tax. (late Elvis in drugged out concert)
• uh huh.. thank yu mam. (Elvis)
• Elvis has left the building....! (said at Evlis concerts to cool fans)
• On the last train to transcentral. (KLF-The White Room)
• Mu MU.......Mu MU..... (KLF- The White Room)
• Wild women of Wongo... (The Tubes)
• I am the ad..ver..sary... (Crime and the City Solution- Until End of World)
• She blinded me with science. (Thomas Dolby)
• Cuz I'm T'n'T...Oi Oi Oi, T'n'T......Oi Oi Oi (AC/DC)
• Can you hear, can you hear the thunder. (Men at work)
• These boots are made for walkin. (Nancy Sinatra)
• Strokin.....! (Clarence Carter)
• I'm all out of love...I'm so lost without you. (Air Supply)
• Hunka hunka burnin love...(Elvis)
• You see Willy Horton with a knife...(Jello Biafra & DOA)
• Bass in your face! (Public Enemy)
• My heart pumps nitro...(Ice T-New Jack Hustler)
• You can dance if you want to....(Men without hats)
• Burn Hollywood Burn! (Public Enemy)
• Welcome to the Terrordome. (Public Enemy)
• Every girls crazy for a sharp dressed man.... (ZZ Top)
• Elvis.....was a hero to most... (Public Enemy)
• It's a dead man's party.... (Oingo Boingo)
• A deaf, dumb and blind God.... (The The)
• Heathcliff, it me, it's Cathy... (Kate Bush)
• The only woman in the world to have a womb with a view... (G.B.H.)
• Duke, duke, duke. Duke of Oil Oil OIl.... ( ? )
• Bikini girls with machine guns.... (The Cramps)
• Kiss myself! Jumpback! (James Brown)
• Kiss me goodnight Seargent Major. (Mr. Floppy)
• Lucretia waits in vain....(Dead Can Dance)
• In a big country.... (Big Country)
• Send me an angel...right now! (Real Life)
• I've been a drag racer on LSD! (The Cramps)
• Or are you toxic for me.... (Coteau Twins)
• All I wanted was a Pepsi, and she woud'nt give it to me! (Suicidal Tendencies)
• Where they crowned the King of Cuba... (They Might be Giants)
• New Yorks alright ..... if you like saxaphones!!! (FEAR)
• Tap into the brain, break the skull again! (Skinny Puppy)
• I know a secret about Goo and you! (Sonic Youth)
• 10, 20, 30, 40, don't you want to get to know me? (Sonic Youth)
• Jesus had a twin who knew nothin' about sin. (Sonic Youth)
• Dear Mother, I'm lying on a white hot blanket... (late 10cc of Godley & Cream fame)
• Masters of the human race... (Front Line Assembly)
• I killed the Tzar and his ministers... (Laibach ala Rolling Stones)
• He worships God with ashes... (This Mortal Coil)
• I'm a man you don't meet every day. (The Pogues)
• Rose clouds of holocaust.... (Death in June)
• I'm your accidental protégé. (Death in June)
• And you, you must try to fly. (Nick Cave)
• In the shadow an angel cries... (Front Line Assembly)
• We use machines cuz they don't make mistakes! (KMFDM)

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